Posted: February 8th, 2010 by Captain Nat
Clearly the biggest thing in my life recently has been the psychosis and recovering from it. Now in hindsight I am able to laugh about it all. Really all you can do in situations is laugh or cry and I prefer to smile and laugh so much more. I just went to my first meditation lesson with mum and was giggling inside the whole time. Everything the woman was talking about is where my mind has been lately. Being aware of the states of mind and getting in touch with them all. Shit I did that. Out of body experiences, check. Tapping into your higher being, check. Calming oneself with positive thought, check. Really the only reason I agreed to go to the class was cos my ma wanted to do it and she wanted me to do it with her. Anyway I thought I would just do a bit of an overshare of some of the other things that went on whilst I had lost my mind. I’m really not a shy person. Ask me anything
I am a tantric goddess. Managed to get myself off with just the power of my dirty arse mind and some damn good fantasies. Best orgasm in ages. Usually when I’m at it it’s a 2 second job just to rub one out so I can get to sleep.
My mum and dad are not the sun and moon gods and do not control the day and night.
As much as I love animals I can’t really communicate with them Dr.Doolittle styles
I’m not Britney Spears (thank god) or Lily Allen (i could of rocked that one).
Some song magically appeared on my computer. I have no idea how it got there or how I found it. Okay so I probably downloaded it around the same time I added as many people on twitter as it would allow me to. Yep I’m a fucking crazy trash bag. Ha ha. I’ve met some great people through it though. I digress, check it out Eliza Doolittle- A Smokey Room
Watching My Fair Lady with my folks clearly fucked with my head in more ways than 1 while I was vancant.
I thought I was a computer and that by downloading the antvirus on my computer and fixing it, it would fix me
I clearly listen to way too much hip hop cos that shit was all over my head. It’s only listening to it now I understand why my mind went half the places it did. I’m blaming Kid Cudi on the whole moon/sun, day/night shit.
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Posted: February 7th, 2010 by Captain Nat

So I’ve been M.I.A for the last few weeks. Went away to Rainbow Serpent didn’t do anything I hadn’t done before but ended up in psychosis anyway. (weed/acid) I remember leaving Rainbow and ending up at a mates house and apparantly had a few lines of K. I remember that but I’ve heard I ate the bag. Doesn’t sound like me at all. That is something new. I have avoided snorting anything since I was a teenager watching Studio 54 at the cinemas and thought it would be funny to snort some Wizz Fizz. Yep the fizzy lolly shit. Clearly I had lost my mind. I remeber sitting in cars on Australia Day listening to the hottest 100 and then I am blank for about 3 days. Kristy informs me she had to dress me and everything. From then on it’s a bit sketchy up untill around last weekend but really monday was when I started to come good again. (At Rainbow I got scared that I was Britney Spears, actually checked my ID to make sure I was still just Nat.)
Anyway with the support of some awesome mates and amazing parental units and in particular my main girl Kristy I’ve come good. So as a thankyou I took Kristy shopping yesterday and bought her some smexy new underwear with the last of my bras ‘n things voucher. Then took her out for dinner at Soul Mama’s in St.Kilda. I love that restaurant, amazing vegan food, friendly service and it’s right on the beach. Early valentines day date for my bestie. We also got to check out the beautiful sunset.

I had made the decision to quit smoking weed after Rainbow before I went so did the whole withdrawl and psychosis thing at the same time. The places that the mind goes. Wow! I am just glad that I am back to me again. It’s kinda like I am how I was at 20 again. Alcohol and ciggs are alright by me. Yep I’m back on the fags for the moment. I’ll quit them again but right now they are my security blanket. I’m not ready to let them go completely yet. I tried last night by spending the last of my cashish on some friendship bands from a chick on the streets of St.Kilda only to come home and get some monies of the mum bank for my nicotine habbit.
So I’m going to do the preachy thing now and just put it out there that you may think this shit is never going to happen to you but you never know. One day things might just snap. As shit as the situation was I’m kinda glad it happened cos I thought I was a strong honest person and this has just made me really prove to myself that I am everything I claim to be. If you are questioning yourself and having doubts then you are probably doing something wrong. Your gut is usually right, well I know mine is. I’m just not ignoring it anymore, and staying away from the drugs should help with that ha ha.
I’m glad I’m a positive person cos otherwise I reckon this shit would of just done me in.
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Posted: January 20th, 2010 by Captain Nat
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