Clearly the biggest thing in my life recently has been the psychosis and recovering from it. Now in hindsight I am able to laugh about it all. Really all you can do in situations is laugh or cry and I prefer to smile and laugh so much more. I just went to my first meditation lesson with mum and was giggling inside the whole time. Everything the woman was talking about is where my mind has been lately. Being aware of the states of mind and getting in touch with them all. Shit I did that. Out of body experiences, check. Tapping into your higher being, check. Calming oneself with positive thought, check. Really the only reason I agreed to go to the class was cos my ma wanted to do it and she wanted me to do it with her. Anyway I thought I would just do a bit of an overshare of some of the other things that went on whilst I had lost my mind. I’m really not a shy person. Ask me anything
I am a tantric goddess. Managed to get myself off with just the power of my dirty arse mind and some damn good fantasies. Best orgasm in ages. Usually when I’m at it it’s a 2 second job just to rub one out so I can get to sleep.
My mum and dad are not the sun and moon gods and do not control the day and night.
As much as I love animals I can’t really communicate with them Dr.Doolittle styles
I’m not Britney Spears (thank god) or Lily Allen (i could of rocked that one).
Some song magically appeared on my computer. I have no idea how it got there or how I found it. Okay so I probably downloaded it around the same time I added as many people on twitter as it would allow me to. Yep I’m a fucking crazy trash bag. Ha ha. I’ve met some great people through it though. I digress, check it out Eliza Doolittle- A Smokey Room
Watching My Fair Lady with my folks clearly fucked with my head in more ways than 1 while I was vancant.
I thought I was a computer and that by downloading the antvirus on my computer and fixing it, it would fix me
I clearly listen to way too much hip hop cos that shit was all over my head. It’s only listening to it now I understand why my mind went half the places it did. I’m blaming Kid Cudi on the whole moon/sun, day/night shit.
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February 11th, 2010 at 12:19 am
Girl, you are hilarious! That’s all pretty funny. What did your mom think of the class? a
February 11th, 2010 at 1:28 am
Ha ha yeah mum took it for what it was. I just talked to her about it and told her I was only doing it cos I thought she wanted to and so I did it with her. She just told me that she was only doing it cos she thought I should do it. Neither of us really want to. We are both pretty sure of our minds and stuff. But we’ve decided it’s not going to kill us and if nothing else it’s just some time for us to hang out and do something together. It’s only for another 5 weeks.