About

Nat is a modern day pole dancing pirate (who would’ve been a wench in true pirate times) who goes by the name of B-Porn; rocking out in her micro-fibre lace ups, short skirts and hot pink hair. She is a vegan due to her love of animals and hate of plants, wont eat anything unless it’s a side dish or made of potato! She is your own killer personal movie and celebrity knowledge database and video library to boot. She’s a teacher, a lurver, a comedian, a tripper who will kick your arse if you try to snuggle.
(written by Jes)

Universally Acknowledged is where I ramble about music and gigs and stuff….